I hate to play fall into the snarky blogger routine, I really do. I’d much rather write about things I like than spend my time belittling people, besides, It’s just a cliche at this point. But the Ellen Page “Hot or Not” debate has been the unspoken cause of mental anguish and existential angst across this country for some time now. I personally blame the housing crisis and impending recession on this silent killer. So it’s with some trepidation that I stand before you, America, and vote “No.” I can’t bite my tongue any longer. Here’s exhibit 2, 598,777 of why the Internet is a cruel place:
Joey Ramone’s haircut on the prettiest boy scout. Top that zinger, Perez Hilton!
COMMOT!ON 