Just when you thought that the lifetime achievements of Soren Kierkegaard, Morten Andersen and Aqua weren’t already enough to make Denmark the greatest country on God’s green earth, they go and do something like this. Those industrious Danes over at Wood Wood have teamed up with a rogue group of Germans at Edsor to form an axis of well-groomed and efficient evil. Alas the Danish shadow that threatens to engulf us all now has a bowtie. God help us [cue Michael Bay explosions].
Anyway, in another diabolical move, the bowtie is only available at the Wood Wood flagship stores in Copenhagen and Berlin so those of us out here in the rest of the world better get used to staring at that picture, because it ain’t happening here. Damn you Danes to hell!!!!