The Commotion Repertory Players Present: Kanye West & Justice, A Play In 3 Sentences

From Kanye’s blog:

JUSTICE PLAYED THIS FOR ME AT THERE CRIB A FEW DAYS B4 THE DIOR SHOW!
Just like Daft Punk did for Louis Vuitton last year, Justice made a mix for the Dior Homme Spring/Summer ‘09 fashion show in Paris.

Allow us if you will to perform a dramatic re-enactment of the scene above.  Cue French accordion music…

Justice Dude 1: [adjusting his beret and taking slow drag from his cigarette]  Eeello Kanye.  Welkem to ewr hewwm on tep of zee Eiffel Tewell.  We medd ziz mix feur Klisteean Diewwww.  Wewd yew like to leesen?

Kanye:  Word?

Justice Dude 2: Sacre bleu!?! Yew mean I medd ziz mix feur Klistieean Diewwww???  Yew deedn’t dew anysing but snewt kewcaine and hev zex wiz ze modelz!!! [takes a large bite from a crepe]

Justice Dude 1: He’s ektuelly rett abewt zat.

Aaaaaaaaand scene!  (bowing)

Check out the actual Dior/Justice mix at Kanye’s blog.

And check out the inspiration for our bad French accents here and here

Picture via Vice

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