Oh. My. God.
My 8-year-old self is begging me to hock all of my possessions to put up a $30,000 bid. I hate to let him down like this. Sorry, 8-year-old self, but even if you did sell everything, you’d a) probably not have $30,000 and b) have to start a new life as a hover-board street performer. Doing tricks, er, illusions for passers by and begging for nickels and dimes. You don’t want that life. On the other hand, that IS a hover board and the thought of owning one is enough to at least make me consider starting a life as a street performer in Venice. I think that tells you all you need to know about how awesome it is.
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Thanks to SlamxHype for the tip