Read that headline again. Please. I only ask because I’m not sure if I dreamed the whole experience of finding this story and then typing an actual headline. I’ve been up since 4 a.m. and need to be sure that I’m not in a lucid state right now. Go ahead, read it again. It’s real? Okay, I must be dreaming then. Hold on a second while I attempt to fly from the top of the Empire State Building. Thanks to Matablog for expanding my consciousness.