Favre’s retirement will make you want to die

I can say this because I’m a Brett Favre fan, but honestly, even a diehard like me is going to get tired of what will surely be an endless stream of praise, congratulations and all around bro-mance around his retirement.

I just feel bad for all you non Favre fans.  Because, believe me, this is gonna be rough.  If you thought you had endured as many down-home-good-ole-boy-aw-shucks-I’m-from-Kiln-Mississippi-Huck-Finn-analogies as you could possibly handle, this week is going to test the limits of your fortitude.  It’s not going to test you in a mildly annoying way like a fly landing on your nose, but this is going to test you in a Pulp Fiction, gimp mask kind of way.  This is going to make you wish you were in Iraq.  I defy you to turn on ESPN in the next week.  You’ll be begging — BEGGING — for steroids/Roger Clemens/Barry Bonds/Who’s Now instead of Favre.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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