- (In Andy Rooney voice) Heidi Klum and Victoria’s Secret are too sexy! Why does anyone have to be that sexy? (poops pants) Aaaaaand scene!
- Will Ferrell’s new movie, Semi-Pro, opens today and ends his relentless pursuit of promotion and, sadly, also means ESPN can now go back to pretending that a coked-up Berman did play-by-play when “Now-Jesse-Me-Now-Je-Don’t” Owens sprinted past Hitler in 1936
- New Iron Man trailer, via The Movie Blog
- Here’s an interview with the always-hilarious, Will Arnett
- “I’m David Martin, respected journalist from 60 Minutes, reporting from Iraq. Move over pussies, I’m going to let this ray gun shoot me!” (shakes uncontrollably, grunts in pain, poops pants). Via Best Week Ever